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Clone // via @disinfo

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Posted November 23, 2009
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Vaccine waiver for creationists

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Posted November 12, 2009
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Safe No Matter What You Make

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Posted November 9, 2009
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Bank Notes: a collection of Bank Robbery Notes

I have a gun in my bag.
Give me $5,000 please.
Thanks a bunch.

*** more bandits closing their notes with ‘Thanks’

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Posted November 8, 2009
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Sugar Daddy Ken

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Posted November 2, 2009
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So that from our love there will be born poetry-French Wine Incites Debauchery? // via @CarnalNation

U.S. Government Bans French Wine Label for Inciting Debauchery

The Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (ATF) has refused to allow the import of a particular label of French wine from Bordeaux because of the actual label on the bottles. Château Haut Gay (AOC Bordeaux Supérieur) has a bright orange label featuring two verses of the poem "L'Ame du Vin" ("The Soul of Wine") by the celebrated 19th-century poet Charles Baudelaire. A few weeks ago, a New York importer applied for a permit to import the wine, but the permit was denied because ATF agents deemed the label "an incentive to debauchery." The decision is final and cannot be appealed.

The poem is part of the collection of Les Fleurs du Mal (The Flowers of Evil), which is considered Baudelaire's masterpiece. It is one of several poems celebrating the virtues of wine. The verses on the label read as follows (the translation is in parentheses; it does not appear on the label):

Un soir, l’âme du vin chantait dans les bouteilles (One night, the soul of wine was singing in the flask:)

Homme, vers toi je pousse, ô cher déshérité ("O man, dear disinherited! to you I sing)

Sous ma prison de verre et mes cires vermeilles (This song full of light and of brotherhood)

Un chant plein de lumière et de fraternité. (From my prison of glass with its scarlet wax seals.)

 

Puis, en toi je tomberai, végétale ambroisie (Vegetal ambrosia, precious grain scattered)

Grain précieux jété par l’éternel Semeur (By the eternal Sower, I shall descend in you)

Pour que de notre amour naisse la poesie (So that from our love there will be born poetry, )

Qui jaillira vers Dieu comme une rare fleur. (Which will spring up toward God like a rare flower!")*

"Through these magnificent lines, I hoped to differentiate myself from other producers, so that my wine—which already has an orange label—would attract consumers' attention. Obviously, it's a wasted effort where the American market is concerned," said Guillaume de Tastes, the "debauched" vintner.

The decision by the ATF does not include any explanation of what they found so offensive in the poem. Though Baudelaire was considered quite decadent in his day and even faced government-sanctioned censorship in 1857, these lines are particularly restrained compared to some of his more scandalous poems about sex and death. He infamously broached such topics as lesbianism and profane love; however, we highly doubt that the ATF agents are that familiar with the history of French poetry. Then again, there is the word "gay" in the name of the wine. Perhaps combined with Baudelaire's incitement to create poetry, the U.S. government feared that drinking this 2007 Bordeaux would spawn a drunken orgy of sonnet writing. De Tastes adds,"When I think about it, this US decision doesn't surprise me, the country is like that." Yes, it is, unfortunately, often like that. It's enough to make you want to drink (but not write poems).

 

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Posted October 19, 2009
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Ever Dream This Man?

THEORIES

Several theories have been developed to explain the mysteriously recurring presence of this man in the dreams of different people who are not related in any way. The following theories are the ones that elicit the greatest interest among the dreamers themselves.

ARCHETYPE THEORY
According to Jung's psychoanalytic theory, this man is an archetypal image belonging to the collective unconscious that can surface in times of hardship (emotional development, dramatic changes in our lives, stressful circumstances etc.) in particularly sensitive subjects.

RELIGIOUS THEORY
According to this theory this man is the image of the Creator, that is to say one of the forms in which God manifests himself today. This is the reason why his indications and the words he utters during the dreams should be decidedly followed by the dreamers.

DREAM SURFER THEORY
It is the most interesting theory and the one that has the greatest implications, but it has also the lowest scientific credibility. According to this theory this man is a real person, who can enter people's dreams by means of specific psychological skills. Some believe that in real life this man looks like the man in the dreams. Others think that the man in the dreams looks completely different from his real life counterpart. Some people seem to believe that behind this man there is a mental conditioning plan developed by a major corporation.

DREAM IMITATION THEORY
This is a scientific psycho-sociological theory which claims that this phenomenon has arisen casually and has progressively developed by imitation. Basically when people are exposed to this phenomenon they become so deeply impressed that they start seeing this man in their dreams.

DAYTIME RECOGNITION THEORY
This theory states that the apparitions of this man are purely casual. Normally we do not remember precisely the faces we see in our dreams. The image of this man would thus be an instrument which, in the subject's waking life, facilitates recognition of an undefined oneirical image.

This Man

 

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Posted October 16, 2009
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Look & Feel Canadian - Magic life-transforming breathspray. Succumb to the fantasy

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Posted October 11, 2009
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